From The Onion

Proposition 8 Overturned

Last week, a federal judge ruled that California’s same-sex marriage ban was unconstitutional, leaving many proponents of Proposition 8 scrambling for new ways to stop gay marriage. Here are some of their strategies:

Launching a nationwide movement to redefine heterosexual marriage as “super-marriage”

Nonstop purity balls

Allowing students to shower with opposite-sex peers in gym class

A cap-and-trade system in which homosexual couples can buy marriage credits when heterosexual couples get divorced or die

Proposition 233, a new law requiring all couples who seek a marriage license, regardless of their sexuality, to submit a detailed plan for returning California to fiscal solvency

If any of your uncles feel weird about it, the wedding’s off

Spend $90 million on a bold ad campaign for Oregon that highlights the state’s quaint scenery, abundance of antique shops, and many nonjudgmental communities

Just keep the protest signs in front yards comin’

I’ve been saying for years that I’d like to move into a cave in the wilderness, and my honey adds, “as long as he still an an Internet connection”.

Apparently I am not the only one who feels that way, as I stumbled on this yesterday: