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Prop 8: Onion Style

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

From The Onion

Proposition 8 Overturned

Last week, a federal judge ruled that California’s same-sex marriage ban was unconstitutional, leaving many proponents of Proposition 8 scrambling for new ways to stop gay marriage. Here are some of their strategies:

  • Launching a nationwide movement to redefine heterosexual marriage as “super-marriage”
  • Nonstop purity balls
  • Allowing students to shower with opposite-sex peers in gym class
  • A cap-and-trade system in which homosexual couples can buy marriage credits when heterosexual couples get divorced or die
  • Proposition 233, a new law requiring all couples who seek a marriage license, regardless of their sexuality, to submit a detailed plan for returning California to fiscal solvency
  • If any of your uncles feel weird about it, the wedding’s off
  • Spend $90 million on a bold ad campaign for Oregon that highlights the state’s quaint scenery, abundance of antique shops, and many nonjudgmental communities
  • Just keep the protest signs in front yards comin’
  • What the Law Says

    Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

    My friend Mike pointed out this CNN article as a legal balance to the religious argument in my previous post.

    On Prop 8, it’s the evidence, stupid

    Editor’s note: Lisa Bloom is the managing partner of The Bloom Firm, where she practices civil and criminal law.

    (CNN) — There’s a big difference between a political debate about same-sex marriage and the recent hard-fought court challenge to the California ban, Proposition 8.

    In politics, anything goes: Vague, sinister comments about same-sex marriage threatening children or undermining the sanctity of heterosexual marriage were prevalent during the Prop 8 campaign. In court, same-sex marriage opponents needed solid evidence to back up these and other claims.

    Despite “able and energetic counsel,” they never produced it. That’s why they lost, resoundingly, in the federal district court. And that lack of evidence should dog opponents up through the chain of appeals that is now beginning, because appellate courts are required to review only the evidence in the court record and to give great deference to Judge Vaughn Walker’s findings of fact. He was there, after all, presiding over the trial, and the appellate judges weren’t.

    And what a lopsided trial he presided over. All the anti-same-sex marriage arguments imploded when subjected to the rules of evidence.
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    What IS Biblical Marriage?

    Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

    This exposition by Rita Nakashima Brock was published in today’s Huffington Post. It’s worth a read.

    Prop 8, Judge Walker and the Biblical View of Marriage Equality

    Judge Vaughn Walker’s decision Thursday to allow resumption of legal same-sex weddings in California has right-wing Christians claiming his ruling against Proposition 8 threatens “Bible believing Christians.” I’ve read the Bible pretty carefully myself (I read it cover to cover when I was in high school) and even taught it as a college professor. It is not a source I’d turn to in order to defend traditional marriage, but I think it does offer ways to think about ethical marriage.

    The Bible presents multiple views of marriage, and most actual marriages it depicts are terrible by modern standards. “Traditional marriages” in ancient biblical times were arranged as transfers of the ownership of daughters. The tenth commandment lists wives among properties like houses and slaves: “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor” (Exodus 20:17, also found in Deuteronomy 5:21). Marriages occurred via deception, kidnapping, adulterous seductions, theft, rape, and murder, and were often in multiples so that the pater familias could amass land, flocks, and progeny and cement political alliances. Abraham, David, and Solomon had marriages that would be illegal today. The book of Hosea likens the mercy of God to a husband who has the right to beat or kill his adulterous wife, but spares her — for this, she was supposed to be grateful. When women seek marriages, such as Naomi arranged for Ruth, it was to avoid an even worse fate such as destitution.
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    Prop 8 Ruling

    Monday, August 16th, 2010

    If you haven’t read it, take a few minutes and get a feel for how the judicial system in this country is supposed to work.

    Tyranny over the minority was what our forefathers fought against.

    Because Proposition 8 is unconstitutional under both the Due Process and Equal Protection Clauses, the court orders entry of judgment permanently enjoining its enforcement; prohibiting the official defendants from applying or enforcing Proposition 8 and directing the official defendants that all persons under their control or supervision shall not apply or enforce Proposition 8.

    FF_CL_Final (Prop 8 Ruling)

    Slap My Ass and Call Me ‘Sally’

    Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

    For years — at least as long as the legal debate swirling around California’s Prop 8 — my honey has always said, “We don’t need to get married to show our commitment. It’s just a piece of paper”, whenever I mentioned the topic.

    Last week after Prop 8 was overturned (for now, at least), he surprised me by saying, “Do you think we’ll be able to get legally married by the time of our 25th anniversary [2013]?”

    Shocked me, as I had given up on even discussing it with him. I guess he really is committed to our relationship :)